December 18, 2013 @ 5:25 pm
The holiday season is the perfect time for dates to the ice skating rink, cozying up next to the fire with that special someone... and lying alone in your bed at night haunted by the amazing girlfriends you screwed things up with. For this final episode of 2013, I revisit the only past girlfriend I haven't talked about here, partially because this time of year is super effective at reminding me how alone I am and I need to get to the heart of what's wrong with me (even if it makes any women listening out there never want to be anywhere near me for fear of ending up in a future episode), and partially because this memory is especially important. Why? Because when the passion you share with someone is a secret, memories are all you have.